This sounds awesome, but if I got a penny every time I heard a developer (experienced and new) saying something like this, I’d be rich:
So is English, it just doesn’t make sense.
If you are a non-native English speaker (like I am) you will notice weird things with the language. Plurals are not consistent, spelling is just weird, and even if you memorise the pronunciation and spelling, when you go to another English speaking country they pronounce the word completely differently (if you are lucky they even have different spellings). We can talk for hours why English is like that, why the spellings are so weird, why plurals are different or why there is a word for the animal (pig) and another for the meat (pork), but I think you will have better luck with a good book or documentary like The Adventure of English, The biography of a language. Long story short: Languages evolve.
Yes, it is weird, even for native speakers, and yes, it is the lingua franca for computer sciences.
Just deal with it, sit down, take your time and learn the language. It is ok if you compare it with another language, but just learn it, stop pretending it doesn’t exist because that is far from the truth.